- Hoo, people get so scared when they see this. Some people have lived long enough to have nightmares of crawling under their cinema seats when the Terminator came crawling along the conveyor belt. I was doing a stint in the military at that time. And as I recall, it looked pretty ridiculous watching all these future marines screaming and screeching like school girls. I didn’t scream. But I did sweat a little. Come on, guys. AI is just a chunk of metal and megabytes.
AI as in Artificial Intelligence.
There you go. It isn’t even real. AI has been created for one specific purpose. To make your life easier. To help you out in your business. And a lot of your business these days is conducted online. In order to make it a success, you’ll always need the help of AI. For the purposes of proactive marketing, you’re going to need to be on social media. I like Instagram for its immediacy. I also like to buy automatic Instagram likes to compliment my regular posting schedules. Not that I have a sub-conscious predilection about people not liking me, it’s just that people wouldn’t be able to keep up.
And I’ve got to keep up appearances. It’s part of my brand. I’ve got to show people that I’m not scared. I’ve got balls, that kind of thing. And yes, I like to show off. Why not? I want to show new customers that I’m pretty confident that they’re really going to like my service offering. I just don’t always have the time to go into detail and explain. Okay, and granted, they do say that if you haven’t got the time then make the time. So, disregard what I just said then. My business is live, twenty-four seven. I also got to get some shuteye. So, while I’m getting my well-deserved rest, my bots are working for me.
They’ve got balls too. Only the thing is, it’s metal and wires and stuff. And its Artificial Intelligence too. Yes, they’re pretty clever most of the time. But just remember one thing, they’re programmed to be obedient. If it’s your social media platform, then the bots behind the scenes are answerable to only one person. You. To them, you are all that counts. They’re threading wires all across the internet universe like the old circus crier; come one, come all. That’s their job, see. So what have you got to be scared of.
Oh, I get it. You’re scared that they’re going to take away your job. What job? You don’t have one, right. No, like me, you’ve got your own business for crying out loud. And guess what, the AI guys are, wait for it, working for you, not against you. Don’t worry. Embrace the Fourth Industrial Revolution and become an active part of the internet of things, abbreviated to IoT. And you’ll be just fine.
But should the Terminator pitch, just call John Connor.